"Well, baby...it's not quite the beach body look we're going for, the cover-up is a little flimsy, and there's some redundant fluff going on...but, (butt) on the upside, it's a good thing you've got a couple of months ahead of you to modify your diet and then you'll be golden!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KUVXUGzKaE Post Inspiration - Linda… Continue reading How to get motivated to fit into your swimsuit for Spring Break
Category: Adventures
Five Tips on how to survive the first 7 days of Dry January
For those of us, I'm gonna kick the drink wannabes, our first week off of the sauce is the toughest - so they say. As I reflect on that perception, I'm wondering if it is true or not? I tried a few hot tips this week, and so far so good. I chose to jump in on… Continue reading Five Tips on how to survive the first 7 days of Dry January
Cat’s out of the bag, I fired my book-keeper
Every year, in January, I fire my book-keeper. She keeps showing up though, even if the pay is horrible. And her boss can be a real doozy of a biotch when you catch her on a bad day, when's she's procrastinated and would rather be doing something else. Swearing right out of the gates, eh?… Continue reading Cat’s out of the bag, I fired my book-keeper
How you’ll become a Buddha master of your blog
Hello, fellow blogger! It's a new year, and you've jumped on the Blogship Mary, set off on a course to be a Master Blogger. It's day 6! Yippee! Have you arrived at your destination, yet? Or are you suddenly exhausted? All the tips and tricks you thought you should try have been tried, in 144… Continue reading How you’ll become a Buddha master of your blog
A chubba cat walks into a bar and says “Sup”
Here's the sap/sep/sip/sop/sup kind of deal. I don't care for it when Copper gets all the accolades for his blog posts. So I was meowing complaining about it and said to Mrs., "Sup with that?" So she acquiesced and gave me the chance to show him up. So there. Have I got your attention yet? … Continue reading A chubba cat walks into a bar and says “Sup”
Wild A** Dreams of a Dry January
One of the benefits of taking on a Dry January is the dreams you have. The deep REM sleep kind of dreams. Scratch that - enigmatic dreams. Weird ass dreams. Or maybe it has to do with the preceding day, and the deprivation of alcohol, or I like to say more so the sodium (the… Continue reading Wild A** Dreams of a Dry January